‘With so many conductors, no one left to play instruments’: What comes next for Southgate’s sluggish England?
After their dire 1-1 draw with Denmark, I was wondering how to describe this version of Gareth Southgate’s England. ‘Southgate-ball’ has no ring to it whatsoever, whilst ‘ready salted crisps of tactics’ might be witty but won’t escape the realms of pub jokes. Well, whatever… Read More »‘With so many conductors, no one left to play instruments’: What comes next for Southgate’s sluggish England?


